MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE

If u treat him nicely, he said u r in love wif him,
If u don't, he said u r proud;

If u dress nicely, he said u trying to seduce him,
If u don't, he said u r a kampung gal;

If u argue wif him, he said u r stubborn,
If u keep quiet, he said u have no brain;

If u're smarter than him, he thought that's embrassed him,
If he's smarter than u, then he's great!!

If u don't love him, he tried to possess u,
If u do love him, he tried so hard to leave u; =.=

If u don't make love wif him, he said u r not loving him,
If u make love wif him, he said u r so cheap;

If u tell him ur problems, he said u r troublesome,
If u don't, he said u don't trust him;

If u scold him, he said u r fassy,
If he's the 1 scolding, then it will become "caring";

If u smoke, u r bad gal,
If he smokes, he's a gentleman;

If u break the promise, u can't be trust anymore,
If he break his promise, he is forced to do so;